Ikaw ba si DINNA? Dinna nagkaLOVELIFE?

babaengwagasngumiti:

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clettybebe:

Chelsy: Ampait nga ampalaya.

Ako: Kaya kong tanggalin ang pati nun.

Chelsy: Bakit di mo matanggal sa sarili mo?

Ako: ……………………..

HAHAHAHHAHA!

:D

walang taong bobo, tamad mag-aral madmi.

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  • me: mum can i stay at a friend's place tomorrow?
  • mum: what friend? what's their name? what's their address? home phone number? what school do they go to? parent's names? are they religious? do they have any pets? what did they have for dinner last wednesday? what laundry powder do they use?